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Showing posts with label Beirut. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beirut. Show all posts
Monday, November 9, 2009
Beiruti Pop Cultural Icon of the month
Ibrahim Omar, "expert at fixing hair color".Congratulations, Mr. Ibrahim. Priceless ad.
Friday, August 28, 2009
The Ultimate Guide to Enjoy Beirut
AKA The white Western Man/Neo-orientalist's guide to Beirut
After watching all the violence on television and feeling bad for the Middle East (most probably colonial guilt), after seeing the democratic protests that made you tear up and proclaim what a free people the Lebanese are (or just not caring), and after reading numerous articles about the parties, you finally decide to go to Beirut.
Congratulations for being brave and facing your friends and family's questions and concerns (Isn't there a war there? Why do you want to visit a terrorist hub? Don't they hate us [if you're American]?), you've got your ticket in hand and your bag packed.
Note: backpacking the Middle East is cooler than just 'traveling' there.
Well, traveler, we've got the ultimate guide to make your trip to Beirut unique and unforgettable (just like everyone else's)!
First things first :land or air?
You can book a flight to Beirut International Airport, renamed Rafik Hariri International Airport after the assassinated prime minister whose murder triggered the Cedar Revolution, and take a taxi to the city center (only a 20 minute drive).
Or, if you want to be cooler, take a bus from Syria and arrive at the Charles Helou bus station.
Staying for a short period of time? If you're a loaded westerner, go for the countless five-star hotels. If you're a poor westerner or a westerner who is pretending to be poor (for various reasons) staying at a hostel is the best option. There are three of them in Beirut.
Staying for long? Rent a room or an apartment in Hamra or Gemmayze.
What to do?
- Now that you've settled down in Beirut, it's time to experience it. Meet local 'hipsters' and join them for an authentic experience at Sky Bar or Gemmayze.
- Party. Party. Party. But first, try to break in a Lebanese social circle.
- Are you a smart westerner? Then you're probably working on an MA thesis. What better place than Lebanon to do some research!
You most probably even have your topic, something about Hezbolla's weapons or its legitimacy as a political party versus its 'terrorist' activities.
But, we must warn you, you might bump into another foreigner (or 53) who are 'researching' the same thing.
Out and about (when not partying or sleeping off hangovers)
- On your second day, you decide to go to Dahiyeh, Beirut's southern suburb or the Hezbolla stronghold. What an exciting place to visit!
Look at the destroyed buildings during the 2006 war (and condemn Israeli aggression, either because you are a westerner who believes in 'a peaceful solution to the Israeli/Palestinian issue' or because you are too scared to justify Israel's actions, you are in Dahiyeh after all).
Compulsively take photos. Of every possible thing. A cat by the dumpster (you even know the caption you will add on Facebook: Dahiyeh persian cat), or a flower growing from the concrete bridge. And of course, take a picture of the destruction and the 'fascinating' people.
Now, you might do that for two reasons:
A. You are an idiot.
B. You know that you will most probably get arrested by Hezbolla's security forces. But that would be an awesome story to tell on your Middle East blog.
Note: 100 extra points if you can Tweet as soon as you're arrested.
- After the intense Dahieyh experience, roam any street in the city and get excited by the army vehicles parked on corners. 100 extra points if you take a photo with a soldier.
- Take an Arabic course.
- Blog about your experience. Tags: Paris of the Middle East, Switzerland of the Middle East, sectarianism, party, alcohol, drugs, politics.
- Combine your blog posts (if you are blogging) or write an article about Beirut. Interesting things to write about are definitely the parties, [a superficial view on] politics, and parties.
Don't forget to mention that the city that has been torn by civil strife is slowly being reborn yet still on the verge of civil strife.
Budgeting
Beirut can be an expensive city. Especially if you want that steady alcohol flow. But you can still survive as an indie traveler.
Note: you can join your state's secret service to make some money.
Gay and lesbian travelers
By that we mean gay. And by gay, we mean bears.
The gay scene in Beirut is flourishing (for further reference: The New York Times), so you better pack that lube and get your ass over here. Attend the exotic bear parties and the annual bear pageant.
If you are not into bears, there are still places for you. And rentboys.
Post Scriptum
We hope you enjoy your visit as much as we hope you find this guide helpful. For a better travel experience we recommend you expect a lot and come with preconceptions.
After watching all the violence on television and feeling bad for the Middle East (most probably colonial guilt), after seeing the democratic protests that made you tear up and proclaim what a free people the Lebanese are (or just not caring), and after reading numerous articles about the parties, you finally decide to go to Beirut.
Congratulations for being brave and facing your friends and family's questions and concerns (Isn't there a war there? Why do you want to visit a terrorist hub? Don't they hate us [if you're American]?), you've got your ticket in hand and your bag packed.
Note: backpacking the Middle East is cooler than just 'traveling' there.
Well, traveler, we've got the ultimate guide to make your trip to Beirut unique and unforgettable (just like everyone else's)!
First things first :land or air?
You can book a flight to Beirut International Airport, renamed Rafik Hariri International Airport after the assassinated prime minister whose murder triggered the Cedar Revolution, and take a taxi to the city center (only a 20 minute drive).
Or, if you want to be cooler, take a bus from Syria and arrive at the Charles Helou bus station.
Staying for a short period of time? If you're a loaded westerner, go for the countless five-star hotels. If you're a poor westerner or a westerner who is pretending to be poor (for various reasons) staying at a hostel is the best option. There are three of them in Beirut.
Staying for long? Rent a room or an apartment in Hamra or Gemmayze.
What to do?
- Now that you've settled down in Beirut, it's time to experience it. Meet local 'hipsters' and join them for an authentic experience at Sky Bar or Gemmayze.
- Party. Party. Party. But first, try to break in a Lebanese social circle.
- Are you a smart westerner? Then you're probably working on an MA thesis. What better place than Lebanon to do some research!
You most probably even have your topic, something about Hezbolla's weapons or its legitimacy as a political party versus its 'terrorist' activities.
But, we must warn you, you might bump into another foreigner (or 53) who are 'researching' the same thing.
Out and about (when not partying or sleeping off hangovers)
- On your second day, you decide to go to Dahiyeh, Beirut's southern suburb or the Hezbolla stronghold. What an exciting place to visit!
Look at the destroyed buildings during the 2006 war (and condemn Israeli aggression, either because you are a westerner who believes in 'a peaceful solution to the Israeli/Palestinian issue' or because you are too scared to justify Israel's actions, you are in Dahiyeh after all).
Compulsively take photos. Of every possible thing. A cat by the dumpster (you even know the caption you will add on Facebook: Dahiyeh persian cat), or a flower growing from the concrete bridge. And of course, take a picture of the destruction and the 'fascinating' people.
Now, you might do that for two reasons:
A. You are an idiot.
B. You know that you will most probably get arrested by Hezbolla's security forces. But that would be an awesome story to tell on your Middle East blog.
Note: 100 extra points if you can Tweet as soon as you're arrested.
- After the intense Dahieyh experience, roam any street in the city and get excited by the army vehicles parked on corners. 100 extra points if you take a photo with a soldier.
- Take an Arabic course.
- Blog about your experience. Tags: Paris of the Middle East, Switzerland of the Middle East, sectarianism, party, alcohol, drugs, politics.
- Combine your blog posts (if you are blogging) or write an article about Beirut. Interesting things to write about are definitely the parties, [a superficial view on] politics, and parties.
Don't forget to mention that the city that has been torn by civil strife is slowly being reborn yet still on the verge of civil strife.
Budgeting
Beirut can be an expensive city. Especially if you want that steady alcohol flow. But you can still survive as an indie traveler.
Note: you can join your state's secret service to make some money.
Gay and lesbian travelers
By that we mean gay. And by gay, we mean bears.
The gay scene in Beirut is flourishing (for further reference: The New York Times), so you better pack that lube and get your ass over here. Attend the exotic bear parties and the annual bear pageant.
If you are not into bears, there are still places for you. And rentboys.
Post Scriptum
We hope you enjoy your visit as much as we hope you find this guide helpful. For a better travel experience we recommend you expect a lot and come with preconceptions.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Hundreds block streets in protest to James Blunt concert
It was a black Monday for Beirut as hundreds of protestors gathered on the streets and blocked them in protest to the James Blunt concert which is scheduled to take place on February 28th.
Burning tires and anti-Blunt slogans like "Blunt is a cunt" and "save our children, ban James Blunt" kept the citizens away from a lot of Beirut's main streets.
Fadi, who could not get to work because of the burning tires told us, "I don't care. I hate James Blunt. I also hate my job."
Janette, an Ashrafieh resident, said, "Yi! I can't believe this. Lots of people like him. I don't like my neighbor Nadia, but I don't burn tires in front of her door. C'est trop!"
One of the masked protestors who refused to reveal his identity said that the protest was "for the sake of all of humanity."
Another protestor, who also wished to remain anonymous, told us that he actually likes James Blunt, "but my friends made me come here. I had to. I didn't want them to think I'm a sissy." One message he had for our readers was to "never give up on your dreams."
Several bonfires took place, the most concentrated on Manara. Protestors burned Blunt's CD's and posters, and played several games including jumping over the fire.
Several flashy police Dodge Chargers were also kidnapped, and the kidnappers said that they will not release them until they have James Blunt, "dead or alive." When asked what if nobody responds to their ransom, one of the kidnappers said that he would settle for "tickets to the next Tiesto event."
The policemen, smoking and listening to loud music, had no idea that they were being kidnapped.
As night engulfs the turbulent city, the situation is still shaky. Beirut's residents, including us, are hoping for the best. Not for Blunt, of course.
Burning tires and anti-Blunt slogans like "Blunt is a cunt" and "save our children, ban James Blunt" kept the citizens away from a lot of Beirut's main streets.
Fadi, who could not get to work because of the burning tires told us, "I don't care. I hate James Blunt. I also hate my job."
Janette, an Ashrafieh resident, said, "Yi! I can't believe this. Lots of people like him. I don't like my neighbor Nadia, but I don't burn tires in front of her door. C'est trop!"
One of the masked protestors who refused to reveal his identity said that the protest was "for the sake of all of humanity."
Another protestor, who also wished to remain anonymous, told us that he actually likes James Blunt, "but my friends made me come here. I had to. I didn't want them to think I'm a sissy." One message he had for our readers was to "never give up on your dreams."
Several bonfires took place, the most concentrated on Manara. Protestors burned Blunt's CD's and posters, and played several games including jumping over the fire.
Several flashy police Dodge Chargers were also kidnapped, and the kidnappers said that they will not release them until they have James Blunt, "dead or alive." When asked what if nobody responds to their ransom, one of the kidnappers said that he would settle for "tickets to the next Tiesto event."
The policemen, smoking and listening to loud music, had no idea that they were being kidnapped.
As night engulfs the turbulent city, the situation is still shaky. Beirut's residents, including us, are hoping for the best. Not for Blunt, of course.
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